What do I write in this without seeming awkward? Um, hi. My name's Alissa. Please don't hate me. I'm married to a hobo who sells hot dogs for a living and gives me free nutella. So I could like get you some hot dogs or nutella and we could be besties I really do live in a hole though . It's a pretty famous hole. It was on MTV cribs. no joke. kbye. IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING YOU FILTHY STALKERS MWHAHAHAHHADKHFDJSKJHFJKSDF bye.