Nobody reads these anyway so I'm just gonna put some funny sayings on here...
"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating!"
"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."
"Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun."
Tory: Frank, why are you standing way over there?
Frank: Because I want to live!
Tory: Then my next question would be why am I standing so close?
"We're gonna blow the crap outta that toilet!"
"Well there's your problem!"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"When in doubt...C4."
"Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
"Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jellyside down. A cat glued to some jelly toast will hover in quantum indecision."
"Warning! Quantum mechanics dictate that what you are observing may not be the actual contents of this post."
"If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed…oh wait, he does."
"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."
Happy Simming,
-krose240
