Some people call me a mad scientist, but I'm actually a visionary with an overwhelming need to test out my deviant experiments on willing participants. Since I'm an avid animal lover, humans serve as my victims, ummm, errr no... I mean "subjects of interest". All testing is performed strictly on volunteers (humans) whom are payed very well for their ever growing abnormalities, some of which come in very handy. Just ask Jack the garbage man. Now that he has six bionic hands he can finish picking up the town's garbage in half the time; leaving him with plenty of spare time to go fishing and cast six fishing rods at once. Ohhh the joy!!!
