Im blue dah bah dee dab a dah Im a grouchy old hag whom hides behind window curtains to keep an eye on the goin ons around my neighborhood. Never know when something mennising is a foot. who keeps watch over my lawn and shakes her fist at those darn kids to get off my lawn. Dern fools. Parents these days. i tell ya. They dont raise em right no more. Ya know they are a mennis sometimes i tell ya whut. Dont even get me started on lawn gnomes. Those things are the devil. You gotta keep up your lawn and garden. at all times. in the grueling hot summer air sometimes. if you dont, when your not lookin theyll spread seeds everywhere that sprout those pesky weeds you have to spend hours upon hours of labor to keep your outdoors from looking like underbrush. Then they multiply and from there it starts lawn wars. They are the worst them lawn wars. everyone fighting over whose lawn is better upkept and even out grass levels so that things dont get caught ontop of their grass. like blown leaves and such. cuz thats how they make their homes and beds. all that flying brush dancing around everywhere making the young ones (gnomes) joyous as can be while we normal folk are cursing under our breath gotta keep it up or else. Thems breeding habits are almost near equivilant to that of rabbits. You love um cuz theyre cute but once they start a homestead they never stray too far from home
