I like video games. I like reading. I don't like writing these profiles. Call me MLP, unless you enjoy defenestration. I am paranoid, cheesy, over-dramatic, arrogant, and a bit sesquipedalian. Sometimes I am even loquacious. My three closest forum buddies are a frolicking goat named Meredunk, a depressed, wallowing goat named Cosma, and Dinah, who is not a goat. Miraculously. I have my own site... with a population of four. Wheee. My big kick is Half-Life right now, so expect lots of references. I'm not on here much, but... well... meep.